Steve Plever,

Since you promised to stop reading this board, I am certain you will see this.

You're wrong. I don't keep a dossier. I'm still all-out to turn on a computer. The truth is that I was blessed/cursed with a very good memory for minutiae like your writing. I realize that my memory annoys people, and I've been combatting the problem with Beck's and rum, but without success.

Contrary to what you wrote, I have never been obsessed with you. I am obsessed with Kelli Williams, Halle Berry, Queen Noor of Jordan, and the TG weight adjustment, in that order.

You brought up the Florida clocker because you wanted JB to know who you were. Go into the archives and read all your old posts. That should provide you with sufficient incentive to distance yourself from the name "Plever."

Using several names to go after you is like using several heads to go after the Hydra. Your ludicrous self-love is such that you and your transparent pseudonyms will be around until Iolaus cauterizes your wounds with a hot iron.

After asking you why you insist on living up to your reputation at all times, I want to thank you for the hint of praise on the other board. You and Brutus are honorable men.