Traveled down from NY to Miami for a week to just watch the clouds go by and rest. Decided not to take my large iPad. Bad move, because I suddenly got this uncontrollable urge to go to Gulfstream.

To get a racing form, I googled DRF sales locations on my phone. But of course, DRF’s info was incorrect. I wasted an hour trying to find a bogus news store. [DRF sucks. I’ve never seen a company with as horrible customer service.] Then, I tried going to my hotel business center to download and print yesterday’s GP pp’s. However when I logged on to the drf.com site, the hotel’s computer red-flagged it as a gambling site, dangerous to humanity! So I couldn’t log on. Ugh. [I finally asked some guys having a business meeting to help me, and we printed them out via his personal laptop. The final indignity was downloading the ThoroGraphs on my iPhone, an experience I don’t recommend and one I hope to never have again.