I would rather bet harness racing than football, and I used to own harness horses, so I know from whence I speak.

There was a great line in an episode of the Showtime series, "Billions," in which the Paul Giamatti character (a powerful DA) is bemoaning the options of his life, specifically nightlife, and says to a friend, who had just asked him, "What am I going to do -- watch harness racing on TV?" To which Giamatti replied, "You should know that it's rigged. All they have to do is ding one wheel on the sulky."

Shows how smart I am. I never even worried about that. I was still trying to figure out how my horses had a fair shot when my trainer/driver weighed 250 pounds.