"Lets get ready to Rumbllllllllllllllle"

In the challenger's corner, wearing the pompous grin and self righteous attitude, a relative newcomer to this arena, relying upon the Ragozin Sheets as his speed figure tool, purportedly out of Harvard Law School and showing as much aptitude and affinity for the law as a Kennedy....lets hear it for...Daaaaaaaavid Parrrrrrrrent.

Annnnnnnnd....in the champion's corner, using Thorograph methodology, hailing out of stout Eastern European stock and participating with the full understanding and encouragement of his trainer (Mrs. H.P.)...Let's have a big round of applause for your champion....Hhhhhhhh Peeeeeeeeeeee.

Morning Line:

HP's recent intensity (amply demonstrated by his current postings) leads us to believe he is hickory and coming up to this contest in his best form and ready to handicap a "blue-streak". In consideration of which the bookmakers have made him 3-5 to win. David Parent is respected. Say as one respects a horse like Commendable. Hey! anyone can get lucky one time. Parent is 6-5. Now these odds do not reflect any material help from Mrs. H.P. in the selection making process. The bookmakers have made it clear that any assistance from Mrs. H.P. voids this contest. However if Mrs. H.P. happens to observe H.P. handicapping and volunteers a selection...the bookmakers would like to know what she said.

There’s nothing wrong with me. There’s nothing wrong with me. There’s nothing wrong with me. There’s nothing wrong with me!

Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor.