Re: SARATOGA TRACK INFO FOR JERRY (560 Views)
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TGJB (IP Logged)
Date: July 31, 2005 07:15PM
Might not work in this medium, without accents, but...
Jewish grandmother takes her 5 year old grandson to the beach. Kid's playing on the beach when a giant wave comes along and takes him out to sea. The woman is distraught, walking up and down the beach, tearing at her clothes in grief, raising her arms to the sky.
"God, oh God. Please God, give him back. I don't know how I'll tell my daughter. Please God, I'll do anything, just give him back".
Another wave comes crashing in, and deposits the kid, coughing up seawater, at the feet of the crying woman. She looks down at him for a second, fixes her clothes, dries her tears, and looks again to the sky.
"He had a hat".
On that note,if you like your jokes the dirtier and more politically incorrect the better, see "The Aristocrats", which opened a couple of days ago.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 07/31/2005 07:36PM by TGJB.