Thanx to a tip from the owner of second place finisher of Saturdays' Classic race held at the esteemed and historic Churchill Downs,an arrest has been made and our national security folks can breath a bit easier.
According to Homeland Security, the track superintendant was arrested following a late night raid on the Grounds Dep't.
Reportedly a large amount of Camel dung was confiscated and flown to Va. for testing.
Also present was a vet by the name of Slezie Allday.When questioned about the effects camel poop may have on altering the result of a race,the Dr. replied,"I have no idea,but I'm sure as hell going to find out"
The winning owner of the race was being held for questioning,and is rumored to be the brother to the informer of this scandal.
In a written response to his arrest, the head groundskeeper has signed a confession of colusion.Only he claims they hired former sec. of Defense Doodlry Bumsfeld to create a quagmire form the 5 path out around the entire oval.
His work was of such high quality ,they invited him to do the same to the turf course.
Also, as reported earlier,Mrs. Durkin has been arrested for drugging the race caller that replaced her husband at this years extrvaganza.
The gentleman in question was released from the hospital today suffering from an extremely bruised ego.