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Re: Paradise Lost (486 Views)
Posted by: Chuckles_the_Clown2 (IP Logged)
Date: May 08, 2007 06:17AM

lmao,

Gato del Sol

I've never once gotten a home boiled weenie to taste anything near one from the concession stand though. I don't think its possible.

richiebee Wrote:
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> TGJB:
>
> The compliment about the writing means quite a
> bit to me, and prose in my
> case may certainly be a substitute for Prozac. As
> always, I appreciate your
> good natured and usually laissez faire hosting of
> this educational and
> entertaining forum.
>
> As for my wife, I think she knew what she was
> in for early on. I was
> watching a TV race in the living room and as the
> horses approached the eighth
> pole, I grabbed my cat, put him on the table in
> front of me, and began to scrub
> his withers with my hands; as the field approached
> the wire, I grabbed a pencil
> and started smacking the cat on his hindquarters.
>
> My wife was laughing hysterically. The cat had
> been through it all before.
> And for those of you thinking of calling the
> ASPCA, my cat died a couple of
> years ago at the age of 20. We replaced him with a
> young cat, but I haven't
> been able to get him to the races yet.



Subject Written By Posted
Paradise Lost (967 Views) richiebee 05/07/2007 04:18AM
Paradise Won't Work (536 Views) BitPlayer 05/07/2007 07:39AM
Re: Paradise Won't Work (531 Views) richiebee 05/07/2007 08:29AM
Re: Paradise Won't Work (490 Views) BitPlayer 05/07/2007 05:31PM
Re: Paradise Lost (583 Views) TGJB 05/07/2007 12:26PM
Re: Paradise Lost (518 Views) richiebee 05/08/2007 01:49AM
Re: Paradise Lost (486 Views) Chuckles_the_Clown2 05/08/2007 06:17AM
Re: Paradise Lost (563 Views) TGJB 05/08/2007 12:23PM
Re: Paradise Lost (470 Views) magicnight 05/08/2007 12:55PM
Re: Paradise Lost (543 Views) miff 05/07/2007 12:32PM
Re: Paradise Lost / "The Godfather " (492 Views) marcus 05/08/2007 12:43PM


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