Abe in the Information Age (1399 Views)
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Alydar in California (IP Logged)
Date: October 13, 2002 10:18PM
From calpundit.blogspot.com
"Fourscore and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth upon this continent a new Nation,"
Jesus H. Christ, does Abe seriously think that our country got started by the Declaration of Independence? Since he obviously has trouble with anything that happened before he was born, I'll clue him in: it was the constitution that got us started, big guy. That was 73 years ago, not 87.
"conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal."
Created equal? The author of his beloved Declaration of Independence owned slaves!
"Now, we are engaged in a great Civil War, testing whether that Nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure."
This is more of the kind of self-doubting "blame America" whinging we've come to expect from Ol' Stovetop. I guess he doesn't realize that 73 years (or 87!) already counts as "long."
"We are met on a great battlefield of that war."
Tell us something we don't already know, genius.
"We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting-place for those who gave their lives that that Nation might live."
Hey, Abe, maybe we wouldn't be dedicating anything at all if you hadn't put that idiot Meade in charge. Come on, Lee is a bad guy, and we're not going to beat him unless we bring out our big guns. But I guess that wouldn't occur to a "compassionate" guy like you. That Marfan's disease must really be choking off your circulation.
"It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this."
I think by now we all know the answer to this. Don't we?
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