I've done enough here to deserve an indulgence. Lindsay (Kelli Williams) reads this board. Proof: About a year and a half ago, I wrote something like this (I'm going on memory, but it will be close): "Kelli Williams is the most beautiful woman on earth, and she does a superb job of playing a brilliant, sensitive, vulnerable woman on The Practice. (I sure hope she reads this board.)"

Well, on tonight's "The Practice," which I just saw on tape, the term "big unit" was used three times, and it had nothing to do with Randy Johnson or height. Anyone care to calculate the odds?

Now I'm totally pumped. Michael, you get Hayek and all the rest of those conservative crackpots. Give me Marx. Let's play.