All hail THE MAN, the patron saint of unwise investors!

All hail THE MAN, whose priceless pattern reads can lead to seven horses in a nine horse field to "use lightly" in exotics, even if the favorites figure to run!

All hail THE MAN, who protects people from reading posts that may harm them!

All hail THE MAN, who despite his swift sword of justice still manages to leave up posts that disparage his enemies.

All hail THE MAN, who initiates a discussion promising to delete all posts, case closed, but comes back just one more time (sorry!) to respond before closing the case and promising to delete all replies (sorry again!).

All hail THE MAN, who in addition to being an expert on handicapping, is also an expert on legal fees associated with starting limited partnerships.

All hail THE MAN, who guides Jerry Jr. through the dark night of non-handicapping related issues! HP