Jim:

In Cyrano (it's a play about a guy with a big nose) there's an early scene where somebody tries to pick a fight with the protaganist by saying "Your nose is rather large". To which Cyrano replies, if you had any wit these are the wisecracks you could have used... and goes on for 2 pages making fun of his own nose. (Then he kills him in a duel, but I don't want you to take this too literally).

So:

You-- "...tell it like it is (HEE HEE)!!!
Happy Holidays..."

Me-- You COULD have said "HO HO HO".

Anyway, I want to commend you on your Christmas spirit.



TGJB