Trying to decide what color the T-shirt which says "Chris Kay: The Kay stands for
'Klueless'" should be.

That would be on the front of the shirt. On the back of the shirt would be a
depiction of the Jack Woltz/Khartoum scene from "The Godfather". Kay would be
lying in bed in his jammies, "NY Racing" could be written on the dead horse's
neck, and the blanket could say NYRA on it.

Almost every year since 1979, I have showed up at the Spa with a beach chair and
a cooler; hope it is not true that Kay plans to remove all remaining trees, to
blacktop the backyard and to set up a grid whereby I and others can pay daily for
a 4 foot by 4 foot space where I can unfold my beach chair and set up my cooler.
Of course if you can not see the cooler ban coming, you haven't been paying
attention.