Re: SMARTY WILL LOSE THE BELMONT (561 Views)
Posted by:
clark (IP Logged)
Date: May 17, 2004 03:24PM
New Age Handicapping 101 :
Step One - Identify the fastest horses on the planet.
Okay, that would be Pleasantly Perfect, M D' Oro, Mineshaft, Candy Ride, and say Perfect Drift.
Step Two - Identify the horse in todays race that has a legitimate shot to not run dead last in a race consisting of all horses from Step One.
If Step Two yields no horse, resort to traditional handicapping methods.
If Step Two does yield a horse, proceed to cash win ticket after win ticket on said horse, single said horse in all multi-race wagers, and focus any further traditional handicapping efforts on bottom portions of exotic plays.
Final Exam will be June 5th.
Class dismissed.
Post Edited (05-17-04 16:47)