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The Finish. (1726 Views)
Posted by: Mall (IP Logged)
Date: May 22, 2002 11:00PM

Since so many are already offering opinions on the 3rd leg, I thought it might be worthwhile to point out why, in a sense, posts are like races, in that the finish is of critical importance. Which brings to mind P.J. O'Rourke classic "Learn To Write Good", which he billed an inside look at some of the secrets the pros use when they can't figure out a way to end a story with a lot of characters & a complicated plot. His advice was to finish with a sentence which fits in all circumstances but one, to wit "And then everyone was run over by a truck." The one exception of course is if the story is about trucks, in which case you finish with "And then all the trucks were run over by a mammoth truck."

I'm sure some of you are thinking, OK Mall, I understand what you're getting at, and what you're saying certainly seems like solid advice, but what does this have to do with an erstwhile hippophile & poster like myself? Lets say you're near the end of your post, a comprehensive & complicated analysis of the Belmont, and you're looking for a way to finish. Simple. "And then all the horses were run over by a mammoth truck named Essence of Dubai."



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The Finish. (1726 Views) Mall 05/22/2002 11:00PM
Re: The Finish. (983 Views) Anonymous User 05/22/2002 11:43PM
Re: The Finish. (926 Views) Mall 05/23/2002 12:09AM
Re: The Finish. (1034 Views) Anonymous User 05/23/2002 02:29AM
Re: The Finish. (1025 Views) Mall 05/23/2002 11:13AM
Re: The Finish. (1062 Views) Michael D. 05/23/2002 12:09AM
Re: The Finish. (951 Views) Philip Mandl 05/23/2002 08:14PM
Why Flores? (979 Views) Dr. Fager 1:32 05/24/2002 10:31AM
Re: The Finish. (946 Views) Michael D. 05/24/2002 01:20PM
Re: The Finish. (1033 Views) Philip Mandl 05/24/2002 02:29PM


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