Jesus Crist, Patent. You think I'm overusing "idiot" when describing you? Didn't you read James Kilpatrick? He advised that if you're going to refer to bananas four times, you should use the word "bananas" four times. You don't start calling them "the yellow fruit."

I will deal with the rest of this BS, ALL OF IT, in a day or two--as long as my ex-girlfriend doesn't threaten to take my daughter away from me if I reply to you.