Mae West said, "it's not what I say or what I do, but it's how I look when I'm saying it and doing it."

If you gamble - If you can't enjoy yourself when you're losing, you can't enjoy yourself at all.

A gambler is at the track and starts talking to a scientist who is enjoying his day off, and he says, "what separates us from the animals?"

The scientist says, "free will, reason, the capability for abstract thought and knowledge of our own mortality, among other things."

The gambler looks at the program. "Free Will in the seventh. Thanks!" HP