Since this is a braindead contest, let's use a braindead approach.

R1
Master o Foxhounds
Pattis Pro
Above the Crowd
alt: Ce Bon Ce Bon

R2
Herecomesthewarden
Houston's Wicked
All Geared Up
alt: Red's Red

R3
Chimney Slew
Stroll
Pretty Wild
alt: Midnight Charlie

R4
Island Guide
River Rush
Sovereign Kit
alt: Soldotna

R5
Devilish Look
Pretty Brassy
La Pro
alt: Begateful

R6
Run Up The Flag
Pocket Knife
Sharps N Flats
alt: Nonnegotiable

R7
Gilded Emperor
Dualty
Suave Devil
alt: Marhoob

R8
Staging Post
Moon Solitaire
Startac
alt: Eltawaasul

R9
Irish Rail
Silk Drawers
Mac Lady
alt: Polish Donut