On an optimistic note, they didn't assassinate and dismember you prior to shipping your body off to some unknown desert location for terrorist target practice.

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My wife also hates any criticism and goes out of control when she perceives she is considered to be something other than perfect.

So last month I foolishly bought here a T-shirt I thought was a giggle it said something like

I don't consider myself perfect... am I working on it??? Hell No!

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Why did amazon list it under funny T-shirts? On the other hand, I should have known better