Still Perfect in the Kentucky Oaks... Still have never won it.

I blame the number fatigue for losing consciousness. It's a good thing no one understood I was making #2 Simply Joking a "low investment" action Key and using #1 Early On as a underneath Big Balloons horse with the two favorites.

The misunderstood horses finished last and next to last.

Hey, I said to myself, "They'll have to catch Simply Joking". Sure was right about that one wasn't I? (Yeah, like a fish you have to catch!) So I used the "come here fishy" part of the rhyme and applied it to Early on. I'm just glad no one understood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csrPT9ClVUc

Then as I was fainting from the lack of sleep the catchy tune entered my head. Now I really think Simply Joking's jock made a terrible mistake not holding position, but at the time the lack of sleep induced the fainting spell I did not know the track would turn to goulash.

Mea culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea most grievous culpa. I'm sorry and will get more sleep for the big day. (It's not the side effects of the cocaine)

However, Saturday sure is looking like a lake day.

Lets catch some fish!