"Something Bad Happened to a Clown
written by Warren Zevon 1995 Zevon Music BMI

Every touch is measured out
Every word is written down
Sunny skies are seldom seen
In the land of few and far between
And everybody wears a frown

Someone lost their squirting rose
There's his red nose on the ground
No one's seen his painted smile
He's been gone for quite a while
Something bad happened to a clown
Something bad happened to a clown

He used to honk his horn and everyone would laugh
He used to honk his horn
She doesn't think he's very funny anymore
Footprints in the sawdust leading to the edge of town
Something bad happened to a clown
Something bad happened to a clown

He used to honk his horn and everyone would laugh
He used to honk his horn
She doesn't think he's very funny anymore
Footprints in the sawdust leading to the edge of town
Something bad happened to a clown
Something bad happened to a clown"

All right lil' bitch. I've had enough of your s**t on this board. If you cannot offer a viable opinion regarding handicapping, why don't you hit the road. You've got my email address, BRING IT ON. You couldn't handicap your way out the can. Let's not bother these fine people here with your useless jabs. Be happy to meet you at Churchill on Kentucky Derby. Be real happy to put you in your place.